Fun with Chauncey

Before I leap into this exciting tale of my immaturity, I need to go back and explain some things.

• One: I am very unique and prone to do very random things with my friends. I stress the word random.
• Two: Did I mention that I am in fencing now? Oh what fun it is! It's as close to sword-fighting as I can get and I eagerly leaped at the opportunity to join the fencing club. It's challenging, as is any other sport at first, but I have been told that I'm catching on rather quick. And one of the instructors likes my aggression. :)
• Three: It had rained some, but not much. This is somewhat irrelevant, but plays a minor role in the outcomes. I take that back, it has a lot to do with what happened last night.

 Llama and I were returning from another vigorous fencing practice and it had stopped raining. As we walked down the sidewalk I spied a worm on the pavement and thought it dead. I picked it up and it moved. I was excited as this five inch or so pink earthworm slowly writhed in my hands while Llama took these:

Yes, excitement for this long lovely creature! You can even see his slimy gift shimmering on my palm and fingers. What a beaut! I released the worm, which we dubbed Chauncey, back into the wild wet world and we continued back to the dorms with Chauncey's gift on my hands.

I rubbed my hands along a rail to try to remove some of the sticky residue, which didn't help, and decided to attack Llama with my wet smelly hands. Worms have a very bitter earthy smell, for those who don't know. And we both knew. He dodged, but I repeatedly tried. I got it on his hands and wrist and finally, when he least expected it, in the face. Well, forehead more or less, with my sticky smelly hands.

He grabbed my wrist and forced my hand in my face and I put my other hand in his hair. We were both getting our hands wet with the rain water and hitting each other in the face. I could feel it on my face and between my fingers. That sticky slimy worm residue all over the both of us. We both agreed it wasn't clean fun, but fun nonetheless despite the gross factor, which I don't find that horribly gross. But I'm a little oddball. :)

Fun was had by both! Lots and lots! I was informed after that I smelled and had to take a shower, since I also was smelly from fencing...